/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19965446
>should have priced the shrimp deal at $40
>It would have been less than many of their entrees
>$40
>less than their entrees
Are you fucking telling me that Red Lobster has entrees that cost more than $40? This is a $25 restaurant MAX. I could only see reaching $40 per person with appetizer, alcohol, and dessert.

>>19064548
What kind of fucking retard put the times backwards?

>>14797122
What kind of bitch would turn down homemade pork chops for a shitty pizza place? Get a cute and charming girl who actually appreciates your delicious hard work.

>>14194053
>Counting calories
That's a stress and a pain in the ass. What you need to do if have a healthy balance of foods, cut out snacking at night, learn how to cook veggies to be delicious. It helps if you have a lifestyle that keeps you busy and focuses your attention away from wanting to eat all the time

>>11223130
>my other buddy (who is actually trained as a chef) says that one of the cardinal rules about fish is that it does not mix with chees

Your buddy is a cromagnon who has somehow never heard of a tuna melt, lox, brandade, clam chowder, lobster/crab mac, schmear or a Coquilles St-Jacques.

>be her
>he reads OP's story
>I randomly shift tenses in the first few lines
>our faces when the greentext story is completely incomprehensible