/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19884818

>Come to /ck/ cause I never do
>Ranting about the (((bagels)))

>>17538735
>go to pay money for goods
>realize you have to do extra work just to be able to pay money
>you aren't trained to do the job and must rely on micromanagement to complete it
>decide to give yourself a little "tip" for a job well done

>>17502711
I actually didn't read it fully through until now kek

>>17278227

>>14443869

>went to the grocery store to get hot dog buns
>no carts in the entrance
>no buns, except for some shitty sweet Hawaiian kind, grab those
>go to the milk
>all the store brand is out, dumb faggots don't realize the name brand I buy is the best milk and it's stocked all the way to the back
>more than half of the aisles are completely empty
>felt like I was being followed the entire time in there like somebody was watching what I grab so they can be sure to grab ten of it or something
Fuck this dumb doomer stashing shit, I'm gonna go ask the boomer down the street to sell me his Supra for cheap so he can have more money to blow on toilet paper and green beans.

>>13469597
>boil water
>pour over tea bag
>it creates an air pocket
can't believe i fell for the microwave meme

>eat something savory and hot, maybe even spicy
>chug back ice cold water after

Holy fuck does a better sensation exist?

>>12031301
>Eats plastic
>Smokes weed

Checks out

>Chinese girlfriend takes me to local Asian market
>500g bags of spices for $2
>I've been buying 50g glass bottles of spices for $4 for years
Why the fuck didn't anybody tell me? What else am I overpaying for at grocery stores?

Squid and Sausage with Habenaro and thin barbeque coated apple slices, all on white rice.

>>11394670

OP here, I was in the wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLQ4Ouzg4o
sorry everyone
>>11094978

>>10995439
>Jack I'm the box

>>10829678
Thank you anon, I'll have to try it out sometime.

>>10557096
>is X thing that kills whites a jewish conspiracy

>>10461799
>>10461677
>mfw Kinder Surprise is just another German attempt at eugenics after the whole death camps thing backfired

>>10399584
>>10394813
Jesus, Giblet turned to be gorgeous.

Glad to have you back bro.

>tfw you realize the eternal anglo ruined food

>>9746517
>rook asins soo smarr ayykoo ova 100!
>supepowa 2020
Meanwhile people getting chewed up by escelators, people so retarded they barge into elevator shafts, incapable of showing humanity.

>>9346807
At last I truly see!
Those truths were hidden from me and now the veil has been lifted!

This is truly an epiphany! The jews must have jewed me and circumcised my brain, but now I regrew my brain-foreskin and inserted this redpill into it!
I shall praise kek and convert to catholicism now.

>>8063156