/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The Virgin Tea
>Slowly sips to avoid making noises
>Has to wait 10 minutes to start drinking because his mouth can't stand the heat
>Drinks relaxing herbs because he can't deal with his anxiety attacks
>Ordinary tea tastes too bitter for him, so he always adds two sugar blocks.

The Chad Coffee
>Violently guzzle the cup, then he loudly exhales in satisfaction
>Gets the coffee on his mouth as soon as it's ready, never scalds his mouth
>Dark roasted coffee gives him all the energy he needs to bang all the Stacys that he wants
>Double Shot Espresso tastes somehow sweet

Please add more ideas or fix the ones i came with.