/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15100544
What if someone reprogrammed the KFC cars to attack African Americans, then equipped the cars with cannons and sent them into Chicago?

It represents a serious security risk to PoC (people of colour).

>>15009417
What the hell is wrong with his eyes? He has absolutely bizarre looking eyelids.

>>15009013
Honey glazed ethnic toddler car accident remains with beans.

>>14951320
I occasionally lie down in an empty bathtub with the plug in and deliberately piss myself after eating asparagus and roll around in the stinking urine.

>>14912169
Do we always have to have these silly arguments over beans in chilli? If you like beans, have it with beans. Jeez Louise, you're acting like a bunch of democrat voting pedophile enablers.

I'm sure it's lovely with or without the beans. Vote for TRUMP.

>>14910751
Lidl is antisemitic. Do not buy their products.

Simple.

My 14 year old sister's has been drinking a lot lately and passing out in the living room. Also I sleepwalk regularly and a few times, well I have woken up with parts of my body inside her. Usually my fingers but occasionally my flippers. I'm a dolphin. A smutfin. Trump, 4 more years. MINIMUM.

>>14807332
I know right? It tastes like a wad of cold cum I ate out of a napkin I found in my older brother's room when I was a little girl and super fucking horny.

How do people enjoy this food?

>>14799750
My breasts.

MY BREAAAASTS.

THE SPACE PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO SLICE OFF MY TEEN BREASTS. AAAAHHHH. SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY FLYING GREEN MEN.

>>14795739
Takoyaki gives me very bad breast tenderness for some reason. I'm not sure what causes it but I get this bad rash around my nipples and vulva.