/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How long do alcohol withdrawals last? It's been 24 hours and this shit still hasn't gone away.

>>19386703
>tfw when looking at the toilet bowl and seeing a sea of red then remembering that ate some weird pink cereal that you bought from the bargain bin for breakfast

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>>18782161
>D-do you have..... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>17853895
Uhhh... well... I...

>>17468522
>qgo ut

>>17425292
Oh my

>>17411200
>dish is gone as I realize I've finally woken up and it was just a nightmare

I just shit myself after eating the spiciest pad thai I’ve ever had…

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>>16959901
i swear thats a thing, like when you buy new shoes you sort of tap them on the ground or lightly kick it against the wall the make sure it fits well, i have been doing this my whole life, my mum told me to do it, even the show salesman. but i just looked it up and i literally cant find anything.

i browse /ck/ daily and watch cooking but my eggs always break, not even as i cook them, as they go into the pan. i pretned i'm not a cooklet but sometimes i can't deny it

I've done 95 wings before in one sitting. The shits afterwards made me question my life decisions.

>>16704140
i spent years in wards and prison and now marijuana brings up trauma. feels like toxic parts of the collective conscious get ahold of me. when i was younger it always seemed magical and safe.

>>16580279
what do i do with my leftovers after eating the poopy vein /ck/

>>16575632
>gustatory sweating
>But some people sweat when they eat any kind of food (even ice cream) and some people sweat when they just think about food
>just think about food

>Mom wants to have dinner together multiple times per week
>insists on dead silence
>Not even a ceiling fan between me and her sucking, sloshing, slurping, and crunching noises
>this woman makes eating a single strand of spaghetti sound like she's gargling mouthwash
Its driving me insane. What am I supposed to do?

>>16308628
tell us more anon

>>16224196
I’d do nasty things to the one in the glasses, imagine the smell!

>>16217012
based. just think how many girls (male) have touched them

>>16201387
>cool shape

>>15965293
>this is the guy that cut his own dick off due to his twisted perversions and expects everyone else to act like he's a woman and not a sick twisted self mutilating suicidal sex pervert

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