/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12669226
Those things are like niggers, give them an inch and they'll try to steal your sandwich. Here's a pic of one from Central Park in NYC, the little nigger tried to steal my sandwich, I cut off a bit of an apple for the nigger with that guiltless looking face but it didn't want it.

>>12175040
I just grew up there, it wasn't really my choice when I was a little kid.
Have some grass, here's a picture of a raccoon trying to steal a sandwich from me when I was hanging out in central park one day. He was a sneaky little fuck.
Needless to say, that nigger coon didn't get shit from me.

>>11547549
You haven't seen the racccoon beasties in Central Park NYC go after sandwiches and take down huge garbage cans. They go around in packs raiding garbage cans on a schedule depending on sundown time and when garbage is taken out. They're funny to watch. Here's a pic of one of those theiving bastards trying to steal a sandwich I had in a bag while sitting on a bench in Central Park.
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>>6938694
2/2 cheeky little faggit balancing on the top edge of a fence and trying to reach into my bag for my sammach.

>>6843807
Anything from papa johns that's not 50% off. Use discount code YANKEES6 or some shit, that might be valid today or tomorrow, I don't keep track if it. If that boring shit team scores 6+ or something like that then the code goes active the next day.

The other scam is $1 slices in NYC. Those are the most disgusting things on the planet. Fuckin' raccoons prowel Central Park at night and even they don't touch that shit.

Even during the day pic related, that little cunt tried to steal a sammach from me. They're like fuckin' niggers.

>>6712345
Raccoons too, here's a picture of a nigger coon trying to steal a sammach out of my backpack in Central Park. They come around in packs, timed to the minute, friends and I used to throw rocks at the fucking cunts, that never stopped them. Their schedule of hitting up certain areas is like clockwork.

Some of them are big enough to topple full garbage cans so they can scavange what's contained within.