/ck/ - Food & Cooking

According to Wikipedia:
>"A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig."

What does /ck/ feed its private reserve brapphogs?

Is this a thinly veiled BRAPP thread?
My gf enjoys a nice, fine brapp after a meal.