/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh i cbf. i promised earlier to argue, but meh, im too hung over and i can't prove my argument, so i'm not gonna get all pedantic with a bunch of pedantic anons.
anyway.
think i just broke my own record. again.
seven bottles of chateauneuf du pape, one bottle of smirnoff, then i went to a pub (just sheer loneliness and sulkiness) and drank 10 (i think?) shots of bells. (asked for a single malt... but such a peasant-pub was this that the idiot bartender didn't know what i meant, fucking lol)

anyway.
how many units without puking, is your personal record, /ck/?
also how the fuck am i still alive?
and lastly in addition, how the fucking fuck is it that i just woke up on the STAIRCASE ffs? omg i do not feel terribly comfy right now. 3.58 am, getting drunk AGAIN, and... oh i'm really not looking forward to this hangover tomorrow. thank christ for coffee, codeine and the fact that i still have wine... but... urgh. simply, urgh. fuck alcohol.
also damn man, anyone into scratchcards? i just won £500. feelsgoodman.