/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13533683
nah, funny edits make funny gif funny

If any of you harm a budgie I promise that your life will turn to ash and on the day you die I will be there and be sure you burn for all eternity.

I remember when they had the free signature sandwich coupon when you downloaded the McDonald's app, i would make several accounts and get multiple sandwiches daily for about 6 months.

I cant cut or chop anything to size
I always cut all my vegetables wayyyy tooo thicccc
OVERSEASON everything
undercook everything
blacken everything I put sauce on and ruin the pans
cant bake
cant do proportions or servings well
undercook rice every time
chili is water and beans or regular chili with no flavor and all jalapeno flavor
only cook eggs sunny side up because I cant flip, I even ruin scrambled and omelettes
over or under cook chicken every time
cant just look at a pantry and whip something up, need to have ingredients laid out for me
rip apart packages, wrappers, cans, never just easily open anything ever

>be me, tea noob
>buy 1 oz of a green tea with densely rolled leaves
>it only fills 1/3 of one of my tea jars
>"what the fuck I thought 1 oz filled this thing up before"
>later, go back and buy another variety I've enjoyed before
>"3 oz of your yue guang bai please"
>yeah that oughta do it
>shop guy comes back with a pablo escobar-ian quantity of tea
>too embarrassed to say "oh that's too much"
>take it home
>half of it's probably gonna go stale before I drink it
>mfw

>>7977825

I am fail. At any rate, keep us posted

>>7872252
>Greek same as Turk
Shots fired

This thread is dildos

> accidentally use the cinnamon instead of pepper when seasoning chicken

>>6355388
>are already have

>>5613089
>makes French bread pizza
>uses Italian bread