/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13408029
"No"

>>13140110
Then I wouldn't be able to tell whose cock is who's now would I?

>>12317181
*"It's Alive! Brad makes Dick Cheese" title card*
"Hello everywun, and you too Vinny," Brad said brightly, gesturing towards Vinny behind the camera. Vinny panned the camera towards anon, who has been hog-tied, ball-gagged and positioned in a way such that his ass is sticking up sky high, and his bare cock and balls squeezed behind his thighs. "I think we all know what's gonna happen today. We have anon with us here and he's gonna be our cockslu- err, I mean our dick cheese vessel --" Brad said as he open-palm slapped anon's bare bum, "prepared by the cockmaster Andy himself, thank you -- and we're gonna ferment some dick cheese in him."
Before Brad was a set of instruments: a large can of coconut oil, an anal douche, a expander for holding the anus open and seasonings the dick cheese. "Before we get started, we need to make sure that the vessel is clean," Brad said, as he grabbed the anal douche and filled it up with wordur, "but I doubt we'd see any poo-poo given that Andy has prepped anon well... right?" Brad turned and shot Andy a look, who promptly raised his thumb upright in approval. "See? That man's a professional," Brad said, before smearing up the douche nozzle with coconut oil and slowly sliding it into anon's butthole with ease and giving the douche a few squeezes. He then tilts anon's entire pale twink body sideways so as to let to wourthur run out. Restrained, the only body part that anon could wriggle around was his semi-engorged cock.
"Now that that's done," Brad grips the can of coconut oil and smears a dab on his finger, "we need to get the vessel nice and slippery." Brad makes a circling motion with his finger, before he jams the entire length into anon's glistening wet hole, and moving it in and out. "Ohh, it's making that sticky sound," Brad said and winked at Vinny, "that's what good boypussy sounds like, Vinny." Anon's cock can only helplessly flop about as Brad lubes and massages his prostate with the skills of a master masseuse.

>>11627963
A good hard dicking

>>11607570
You're always welcome to our parties anon, straight boys get tons of attention in fact.

>>11526202
>he needs to take cocks out of his mouth to type
First time sucking dick sweetie?

>>11493361
Bone in. In me that is.

>>11375243
A peck on the cheek babe

>>11287429
It'd only be for a little while sweetie. It's called self control.

>>11026251
Is that the same kind of feeling you get after your throat adjusts to the girth of his cock so that he can facefuck you without any discomfort?
Also this >>11026292

>>10978857
It says r∞t beer too so you probably landed a lifetime supply prize or something. Lucky you

>>10842202
>neck
Wtf did you do.
I got scars on my neck too but it's from my bf choking me while he gouges my hole out with his cock

>>10799943
You owe me a kiss, babe

>>10779582
But you said it so flatteringly.

>>10772750
>>10772775
I hope you've learned your lesson.