/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You laugh but its not really funny if it happens to you. This christmas was probably the last time I will ever be able to enjoy a Turkey dinner with my father because his religious sect is banning poultry meat in the new year. Me and my mother went out for fucking hours looking for a suitable, big Turkey so he could enjoy the meat one last time. Eventually settled on one from Lidl, which expires on the 27th according to the packaging. My mother spent so much time touching the fucking cold turkeys that her arthritis has been playing up all week. She couldn't open her fucking presents without me helping her, so they are still sitting unwrapped in the main room and she might never get to open them because I have to take all the christmas stuff to the loft tomorrow and she won't be able to climb up and get them when I go home. It was all for fucking nought. we opened up that Turkey this morning. it was fucking slimey and green, fucking disgusting and impossible for us to cook. we had no other meat in the entire fucking house other than in sausage rolls so we spent an hour fucking opening up sausage rolls, scraping the meat into a bowl and we microwaved it and that was our christmas meat. My dad was so fucking let down. Did I mention he is fucking 78? He said it was the worst Christmas dinner he ever had and he spent 4 successive Christmases working in the coal mines where the only food they had was fucking pork pies consumed beneath a fucking christmas tree too big for the mineshaft. You fucking pricks need to think about others.