/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8979051
>>8979129
Watching Jack is like self-immolation and watching Mark is like autoerotic asphyxiation.

>>8950680
>I didn't know that you needed to precook the rice.
>I just threw dry rice in the pan with the oil. It was awful.
Holy shit you might actually be retarded. Even a nigger knows how to cook rice better than you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41euBDfYeG0

>>8900972
>walking through Chinatown with a white friend of mine
>we head to a Beijing noodle place
>waiters won't even look at him
>I had to order everything for us in mandarin
>get harsh glances from the group of Triad members in the corner whenever we try to speak English
>finish eating in awkward silence
>ask the waiter for the bill
>friend says that he wants the bill split between us
>I was motioning him to stop the entire time but the waiter heard
>spat right into my friend's tea with a loud "puh-too-eh!"
>I say that I'll be the one paying
>tells me how generous I am
>we leave the restaurant
>a beggar right outside sees my friend and starts harassing him
>I tell the beggar "he's with me"
>the beggar immediately lets go and apologizes while bowing
>we leave Chinatown as soon as possible
>friend says he's never going back ever again
>mfw