/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There are people here who unironically shop at walmarts instead of whole foods or wegmans...

>allspice
>just a mixture of two or three different peppers

>have some cooked eggs in the fridge
>put one in the microwave to heat it up
>take it out, literally TOUCH it with a knife
>it fucking explodes, egg white and yolk all over my kitchen and ceiling

>in college
>go to BK with friend
>drive thru
>he orders 8 double cheeseburgers
>get food
>start to drive away
>friend says hold on a minute
>he takes 2 burgers out of the bag
>gets out and goes inside
>says he only got 6 of the 8 burgers he ordered
>they give him 2 more
>he gets back to car
>can't decide if I'm disgusted with him, pity him, or even want to remain friends with him
>we go home and eat burgers, smoke weed and play mario kart double dash all day

>>10907268
Something similar happened to me on an airplane. I ordered a drink and had my card in hand and she said "Don't worry about it. I'll buy your first one."

So did she take money out of her pocket and pay the airline for my drink?

>tfw 14 deliveries tonight
>averaged less than 2 dollars a tip
>store has a range of 5+ miles
I'm done

>go to Claim Jumper restaurant
>ask for side of jalapeños
>fucking dumb cunt brings me a whole, raw jalapeño
You can't make this stuff up, folks

>>9447761

Nigga what are you doing

>>9435722
>it will likely make you puke for some reason
Who are these people that can't eat a burger without vomiting? If you are a life long vegetarian or something I could understand, but if you can't eat a whopper without vomiting you should see a doctor

>>9001403
What in the world!?

>>8575064
The waitress's math is ALWAYS wrong. Last time when I pointed it out she had to take out her phone and use the calculator app to verify. What the fuck, Waffle House? Get with the times because your employees don't know basic math

>watch youtube video for a recipe I've never cooked before
>scroll down to comments
>hundreds of elitist italians bitching about how they're not cooking the traditional way
Are italians the most toxic chefs on earth?

>just to let the flavors marry