/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19000030
This is more than 20 years ago when I was a kid so my memory is not 100%.
>Parents make noodles for dinner.
>something is clearly wrong with them, taste disgusting
>being a kid I pour ketchup on them
>dad loses his shit over the amount of ketchup I am pouring on but these noodles were putrid and disgusting
>we weren't allowed to be "picky eaters" so forced to consume this godawful shit until our plate is empty
Later that night:
>wake up and have to shit NOW
>rush to bathroom and barely make it
>constant stream of diarrhea, the painful burning ashore kind that just doesn't stop
>during this time dad needs to use bathroom
>if I get off the toilet and let him use it I'll just be spraying shit all over the bathroom so I can't hand the toilet over
>dad passes himself and jumps into shower
>next morning wake up in blankets on the living room floor
>something feels off
>I was sleeping with shit in my pants
>turns out whole family was beyond sick because of these fucking noodles
Either my parents were particularly poor at that time or my Dad was just being a stupid cunt trying to prove some stupid fucking point about food and waste, both explanations are equally possible.
Dad has been dead for ten years and I'm gonna be honest I don't particularly miss him.

>>18577027
what about noodle soups?