/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This was about 8 days ago
Today I finished the leftovers
>go to frozen food isle
>digiorno on sale
>get one cheese stuffed three meat, one pepperoni croissant crust (their latest unholy creation), and some overpriced deep dish from another brand
>not a part of dinner, but also get some flavored /sip/, oranges, and grapefruits so satisfy my citrus fetish
>get home
>enjoy a nice orange and some /sip/
>take out my biggest and deepest pan
>it's a big pan
>it's a lot of centimeters long
>take the stuffed crust out first
>tear all the pepperoni and sausage off
>remember that there is no third meat in three meat pizza
>spread it out evenly across the pan
>piece of pepperoni falls on floor
>retarded cat eats it
>take out bag of shredded mozzarella
>spread half the bag to completely cover the bottom of the pan and the sausage
>start breaking the pizza into pieces
>toss it on top of the mozzarella
>decide to go for a lasagna-ish creation
>take out the marinara jar
>take out the ice cream scoop
>catapult the shit onto the pizza gore
>decide to add noodles
>closest thing i have is 7 boxes of macaroni and cheese
>add most of the macaroni
>keep the powdery cheese packets just in case
>take out the deep dish pizza
>break it in half
>wrap up the other half
>put it in the freezer for later
>break the half into pieces
>put it in the sauce
>somehow still have room left in the pan to stack higher
>lay 1/4 of the mozzarella cheese on the sauce
>sauce is no longer visible
>remember i have one pizza left
>croissant crust allows me to split it into layers
>make smaller pieces
>sprinkle them across the pizza
>make sure these pepperoni slices are in stacks of 2
>coat it in the rest of the bag of mozzarella
>scoop up more sauce
>spread it out flatter but still evenly across the top
>friend calls during this
>asks what i'm doing
>remember that he's half italian
>say "oh shit, gotta go, bye" in a fast and worried voice
(continuing next post)