/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15952274
>zero vegetables or fruit
>processed trash
>nutritious
worthless lardass detected

>>15932988
>Americans are so fucking disgusting. Real subhumans.

>>15914998
>The point is, and I'll try to make it as clear as possible: YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.

>>15881131
>Grocery store alpha reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta at the local grocery store. Turns out 99% of the store is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely not return my shopping cart when I’ve unloaded all my bags, I just leave it there in the parking lot. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna-be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even return it for me. Saw this one omega beta employee actually go and round up all us alpha’s used carts and bring them back into the store. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.
>>mfw I see beta dyels returning their carts like the cockroaches they are

>>15789017
>anyone else hate food service wagecucks?
>they are like souless ants in my eyes and do not deserve humane treatment.
>what are some ways to make its life harder when i have to interact with one?

>>15666972
>carbs are literally the devil

>t.

>Women are so disgusting. Absolutely sickening just watching this. Imagine being such a perverse, lascivious creature whose only worth is its ability to reproduce. Ugh. Just watched the webm again I think I'm going to be sick.

>I would literally kill every single woman on earth right now except for my mother. Not even in minecraft theotoricallly whatever. No. Real life. Right now. Murder every woman.

>me

>>14556901
>I oil ur mums puss before I ram my pp in

>>14153603
>meat thermometers are great, wtf you talking about?
>I have a bluetooth one for my grill. It is great, perfectly cooked meat every time, and I don't have to babysit it. Just put the probe in one of the steaks/burgers, fuck off until halfway done, flip, and then fuck off until it is completely done. Perfect results every time.

>>13088373
>implying i can tell the difference between languages for subhumans
>get back into the jungle you cannibal ape

>>13006900
>It's faster, more reliable, requires less effort

>>12979006
>>t. Guy who cooked the pizza with garbage

>>12958047
>Literally the psychological definition of projection. Oh well, you'll grow up eventually. Maybe.

Go dip your steak in molasses, fat boy.