/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20072550
>i only make $250k a year, bro
>that's like the complete opposite of being a millionaire

>>19808369
>dry curaçao
>aged rhum agricole
>navy strength jamaican rum
Imagine thinking these are the components of a girly drink. I'm guessing you think all women are complicated (anatomically).

>>19719634
>gets called a tourist
>immediately confirms he doesn't understand anything about /ck/ board culture

>>19494804
>n-n-no!
>you don't understand, anon!
>we do things differently in the south if you ignore that the same exact food has been ubiquitous all over the country for the past century and a half!
>they only have that food in the biggest, most woke/coastie/[insert meme of the week] city in the country because the cook's great-great-grandfather was probably a slave in the south!

>he eats popcorn often enough to keep around whole kernals and dirty a pot instead of just buying a microwave bag for the occasional get drunk and fuck around movie night with the boo
>he drinks smoothies, and has opinions about them he feels so strongly about that he judges other people for behind their backs with complete strangers
>he saw someone make a dish slightly differently than the way his favorite e-celeb made it and no longer talks to them anymore, despite being friends since elementary school, and this is the story he tells to impress people the first time he meets them