/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Its OK OP, it could be much worse. My freshmen year of college I got drunk and went to a Long John Silvers. The malt vinegar was so good that I decided to steal an entire bottle to take home with me. I threw it in my back seat and forgot about it until the next day. Apparently the lid wasn't screwed on well.

The ENTIRE bottle of that stank-ass malt vinegar leaked out over the back seat of my car and seeped into the fabric and cushioning. You cannot imagine the smell, pungent and sickly would be an understatement. Worst of all I live in Texas and it was the middle of summer. Everyday the vinegar festered and smelled worse and worse. There was no covering the smell, it was bad. People would gag and heave when riding in my car even with the windows down. You could smell it walking towards the car from about 15 yards away. It was worse than the worst B O.

Took about 6 months to mostly disappear, I don't think I got laid for awhile.