/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>7163085
I tough of marrying my roomate in a no homo way.
I'm a uber neet, with little income and he makes a lot of money. SO we could split the income I'd reimburse him but keep 50% of the tax gains he'd make and I would vacuum the appartment some more.
It would be a win-win-win. But he thinks that it would makes us look more homo than we already look like.

>>6768801
just join the party anon

>>6626935
Fuck, I have cancer, I got my face destroyed by a (diagnosed) retarded guy at my Uni, trying to overcome alcoholism, out of Ativan, broke,

but this picture brought some much needed sinshine on my life.

First Monday of the year al/ck/ies! Any resolutions? Are you sober since Jan 1st 12:01?

Fuck guys! I sprained my ankle yesterday and it hurts like hell. I used all the ice I got in my roomate expensive rhum. I finished the bottle again, it's the 7th time I buy a new bottle, after I tanked it when he's away. Why does he drink such expensive rhum? Why does he keeps it in the kitchen when he knows I'm a full blown alcoholic?

What should I do?

Alcolos thread too.