/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9263752
Wisconsin, where having standards = putting on airs

The key is to serve up abysmally bad slop and then call it "eye talian" or "swiss" or whatever in order to show you have proud european heritage. If you think boiled noodles dumped on a bare tabletop and drowned in ketchup isn't real eye-talian you're anti-American, you obviously hate all Americans, and you have literally never even set foot here. Can food only be good if it's made in the physical bounds of italy? Because that's what you're saying. The judgment of paris happened, America #1!

Source: have been to Wisconsin, and spoken with authentic localfolk