/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6245624
>Roommate boils water in saucepan.
>Suggests I bleach the teapot.
>Ignore him. Scrub it with store-brand dish soap.
>Make myself tea to prove its fine.
>Drink tea.
>Go to work. Graveyard shift.
>Come home at 7 am. Tired as fuck.
>Sudden indigestion keeps me awake for over an hour.
>Feel a fart coming.
>Take a gamble, lose badly.
>Shart my pants.
>Change and fall asleep.
>Wake up an hour later and puke my guts out.