/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15646440

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>>10754765
I used to want to be a jester when i was a kid because I played Gauntlet Dark Legacy on PS2, and it's one of the greatest games in history. Then my mom told me that if they aren't funny they get killed. I told her about 10 years later that I wanted to be a chef and she told me chef's are usually fat. She's a stupid cunt but works very hard to make me hate who she is as a person every single day.

>>10355970
Why the fuck would you put that expensive ass quality.eat on a sandwich? If it were a steak or something I would consider it but $85 for a fucking sandwich the chef can shove it directly up his pretentious ass

>>10278763

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>>10266543
I would honestly be judging the shit out of the big boss for that
>Goes to a region claiming to want local cuisine
>Obviously have no clue what the local cuisine is comprised of
>Uncultured trash but nobody will tell him because he can fire you
I sympathize but honestly he would piss me off to work for unless it was just like a rare social faux pas

>>10255092
Food that falls off the side of a plate and melts to the microwave, or bends your paper plates or whatever. Also, dropping utensils drives me up the god damn walls.

>>9923796
I scraped a fork against the inside of one of those tins and the sound to this day, three years later almost, still haunts me.