/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Drink six beers while jacking off
>pass out
>wake up early next morning because of mild hangover
>realize there's a puddle of liquid on my floor
>it's piss
>vaguely recall I stood up last night and had a distant pissing sensation, before taking off my shorts and going to bed
>rush to mop it up and put my clothes in the wash before my family wakes up
>just barely make it and get in the shower in time

I'm not an alcoholic because I only drink on occasion, but when I do drink, I'm an extremely impulsive drunk whose only goal is to get as degenerate and shitfaced as possible. I tried switching to beers because I was sick of barfing from drinking rum straight from the bottle, but then this happens. kek.