/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8566732
No problems with ketchup.

Just make sure that it isn't the ONLY condiment you put on your hot dog and we're cool.

ITT: Bad experiences while waiting tables

>Two years ago
>Waiting tables during the summer at a bbq place to pay off student fees
>fat couple comes in
>Ohno.jpg
>Fatplanet who I assume to be male starts to snap his fingers and whistle to get my attention.
>mfw
>I walk over while other guests are clearly looking at the guy like he's autistic
>He starts glaring at them
>"How can I help you, sir?"
>Basically orders something a $200 meal
>While I'm walking away, he says to bring him more ketchup
>ohgodwhy
>Bring over meal to them
>Hamplanet wife scolds me for taking so long
>Says she doesn't need to wait this long at tgif
>oh god
>The guy pokes his steak, and tells me to that it's under cooked
>"But sir you ordered a medium rare"
>Asks to see my manager
>Manager has a hatred of fat people, and grudgingly comes out to talk to them
>Guy says he wants another steak for compensation
>Manager and I notice he has already eaten the "raw" steak
>Manager apologizes for the misunderstanding
>I go in to tell the kitchen staff about the change in order
>Come back out, notice the guy is now complaining about his side
>Says the fries are too oily
>Have half a mind to tell him he could power America for a year with his reserves of fat
>says he wants a baked potato instead
>I have other tables to wait, and fat people generally don't tip well, so at this point I'm getting annoyed
>I say sure
>By the time I come out with his baked potato, I see the hamplanets at the door
>They dined and dashed
>two hamplanets weighing enough to slow down the earth to spiralling into the sun RAN
>mfw

Ham and yellow rice.

Again.

That's what I get for living with women.