/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be me
>Be well adjusted
>Buy tofu because it is a cheap and good source of protein
You people are unhinged. Clearly terminally online and take memes too seriously

>dinner looking iffy, ask my wife what she did to it
>confesses she made the duck all a wrong

>>16474869
>Even niggers are doing those stupid Korean eating girl videos now

>guys why does XY healthy thing taste bad if I OD'd on sugar and salt and alcohol for years?

>boil rice
>little bugs float to the surface

>recently quit dishwashing job due to shitty management and coworkers
>job search going painfully slow
>no more free food
I can't say I regret leaving because that place was weapons-grade bullshit but god damn do I hate looking for work. And I miss eating for free.

>>13419816
$16/hour felt fine for the base work.

>>12171911
you're like a hamster, running endlessly in a wheel, going nowhere.

you should go vegan! it's healthier, tastier, more varied and better for your body!
>eating vegan is 2x more expensive than eating meat/dairy
you should eat insects! it's healthier, more nutrient rich and bugs are plentiful and better for the environment!
>insect meat, meal and powder is either more expensive or equivalent to the price of chicken


I'll just wait for the period in time when they mix flavored soil, grass and cricket powder to make a 'high class' meal and the masses eat it up. Thankfully I'll either be in retirement, suffering from dementia or dead by that point and my kids will be too well-off to be affected.

>>11793351
pilsner

This thread is making me consider suicide

>>10612314
women these days...

I'd say mine is that the last meal i cooked for my mom before she passed tasted very poorly. I tried a recipe we both enjoyed, that I honed over a few years and tried to make it in a more streamline manner and it just turned out complete crap.

>>9810469
Don't you pathetic manchilddrama fags ever get tired of getting HEEMED on?

>>9162648
>bread
>not placing your egg on top of hash browns
>no artful striations of hot sauce across the surface

conditions;

-Vegetarian but wholesome
-Easy to prepare
-Easily available
-Inexpensive - Not cheap but reasonable

>>8157279
>your friend with bad dandruff insists on cooking for you

head chef Mr. Ramsay is best chef

>tfw I will never have an owl ok my ingredients