/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12000976
Id have to hang an iphone around my neck to get women to even pay attention to me. I seriously dont think I could get a girl to text me back within the next 3 months even if my life depended on it.
Ill bet jacks wives are normal looking too.

>>11784346
>Television commercials for Vault featured men performing extraordinary tasks while drinking Vault, in line with the slogan, "Vault. Get to it!" One such commercial featured a man building arobotic scarecrowwith laser eyes that rids his farm of crows, foxes, rabbits, andhippies. Other commercials included a man converting his and his neighbors' backyards into a football field usingexplosivesand achainsaw; a man renovating his house into a giantbirdcage; a man who blows up a reef bed to obtain a large amount of pearls in order to win his girlfriend back from aFabioesqueman, and a man excelling atpaintball, at one point using a squirrel as an improvised weapon.
Why the fuck did Coca Cola bring back Mello Yello over keeping Vault? The marketing for MY's comeback was so soulless in comparison and nowadays people just get it when Mtn Dew isn't an option. At least Vault was distinct enough to choose it over Dew. I will never not be angry.
>ywn play NFS Underground on the PS2 while drinking Vault ever again