/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10599586
Wh*te people eat so much shitty trash food that they get random explosive diarrhea on a fairly regular basis. Much like ancient peoples who had a different god for every kind of wind, wh*tes have a complex system of explanations for their random incontinence. Normal humans need not attempt to understand it, merely acknowledge its existence, much as a tourist to Madagascar need not attempt to decipher the local "fady"

>>10601766
I like it how wh*te people spend all their energy raging at pretentious surrender frog and greaseball wop food and how it's all butter and icky garlic (omg yuckee!) until they get their fee-fees hurt by someone with an actual food culture, then they desperately cling to their fazolis and au bon pain and claim that their great-great-great grandfather probably being from Sicily makes up for the abominations they call food

Can't have it both ways, MaKateLynneDeeAnne. Now run along to Starbucks and order yourself a nice lukewarm fat-free almond decaf latte.