/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5366592
>butter keeps the chicken moist
Nooo noooooo

>>5354830
Oh god what the fuck
I didn't know that happened
FUCK that

>>5134282
>moldy cups
Oh god
>always pour a glass of tea or water before bed
>have 3 or 4 half empty, moldy glasses in my room because i'm lazy as fuck
>wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as fuck
>grab the nearest cup and chug it before falling back asleep
>wake up the next morning
>fresh glass of tea is sitting un-drank on the dresser across the room
>look down in horror at the mold floating in the glasses next to the bed

Rubbery.
...but i've only had it in a stew, so it might taste better some other way.

>mfw my brother tried to kill it by pulling its head out of the shell with some pliers and sawing its neck with a shitty kitchen knife

>>4868457
If she layed down and he tapped that ass, they could have puppies.
Genetics blows my mind

I know we're supposed to have 'miles' of intestine inside us or some shit, but I can eat corn in the afternoon, and see it later that night.
Either my body is freakish, or that corn is traveling like 100mph through my bowels

>>4608650
u wot m8

>dat sign on the top right
"If your waiter or...
takes your order or..
you a booth or table..
and you move and..
anyone, there will be
on your food..
>on your food
>If you move from your table, they'll put something on your food

>Misread it as "girl"
>Expect sex advice thread
>so what sort of grease/lubricant could i use for it
Okay, kind of weird...
>which wont just burn off when i heat the grill, and isnt toxic?
Mfw

Mayonnaise... mayonnaise fucking EVERYWHERE

>>4435881
That's weird. Deviled egg recipes usually have something on hard boiling techniques. I wonder why she didn't...

>mfw green skin on yolks

>>4399714
>>4399714
>MFW I saw my first palmetto bug
>MFW I DISCOVERED THE FUCKING THINGS CAN FLY

>>4392877
>processed cheese product

>>4384620
>See some guy walking into Walmart with a gun at his side
"Excuse me, sir. I don't think you're allowed to have that in here."
>Guy gets instantly defensive
>"Right to bear arms, kid. Ever heard of it?"
>Go to my CSM, tell her about a dangerous, suspicious looking man with a gun
>She goes over and talks with him
>Says something that really pisses him off
(I couldn't hear it)
>Guy starts raising his voice and clenching a fist
>AP steps in (Store security)
>Guy loses his shit
>gets escorted into the security office
>cops come 10 minutes later
>hear the guy is taken away for 'disorderly conduct' and threatening multiple people
Fucking gun nuts.
Not in MY fucking store.

>>4323196
>mfw i've triggered 4chans anti-margirine propaganda machine

>mfw the little legs are off that one on the back
OH GOD YOU MONSTER

>that taste when all of your halloween candy starts to mix together into one fucked up boquet of chocolate and smarties and assorted sugary smells that makes everything start to taste like shit

Why /ck/?
Why does candy do this?

>>3854227
>hot tea
>cold coffee

Its like a fucking nightmare

>boil spaghetti
>drain spaghetti
>somehow tip over the strainer
>spaghetti down the sink