/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5850357

>be ten
>LB is making fish
>not good fish
>fucking horrid dumpster worthy fish
>this is meant to be a family dinner
>i can smell her opening a can of tuna
>oh god
>fucking rotten
>she puts it on a pyrex pan
>no spices
>no oil
>turns the oven on
>she puts the pan in the oven
>the unbearable stench comes over me
>the only option is to evacuate the scene
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON GET OVER HERE AND LISTEN TO ME"
>her arms are raised
>the hairy armpits of the chimpanzee are present
>i make an escape plan that will last for the next several years
>the only escape is becoming vegan
>"ANONANONANONNNN"
>'I'll just make some berries for tonight, LB'

Veganism lasted until she died, as it was the only escape from her horrid shit. She understood and accepted it because she was partly vegetarian during her pregnancy. I even wore pro-vegan shirts in efforts to pull it off. Most people think it was a phase of mine, but little do they know the story behind it.

>pic related, it's LB