/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Guy goes into a bar and sullenly orders a beer and a double shot of whiskey. The bartender pours his order and asks "Why so down Bill?" Bill drains his first round, signals for a refill and says, "I caught my wife in bed today screwing my best friend." The bartender asks "Well, did you shoot him?" "Couldn't do that," says Bill. "Why not?" asks the bartender. And Bill replies, "I've had that dog for 10 years."