/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20218363
>ketchup in bbq sauce

>>19188055
>The only thing I'm capable of eating is something that will slide down the throat.
I got something for you

>>17992697
my home made tendies look better than this bird droppings you are posting op, wtf man, I'll bet u paid $10 bucks for this, get ur life in order

>>17972740
not actually 11 herbs and spices, it was just salt all along, the colonel was the biggest practical joker of all time, he certainly fooled the white man with his trickery

>>16468478

>doesn't have a Garlic System
>doesn't liquefy it in the pan

>>14999561
>Women are good on the inside

>>14511842
If you slice it thin enough it'll liquify in the pan with just a little oil

>>12428879
You got a problem, faggot?

>>12263221
>>12263628
>>12263734
McDonald's > Wendy's

>>11915765

>>11686977

holy fuck, that file name

>>11266173
kek

>>11197944

>>10095094
>using store bought yogurt to make homemade yogurt

>>9991368
Amen.
>paying someone else's mortgage

>>9729488

>nyc 1999
>eating out
>waiter has a real cunty attitude
>my turn to order
>he flips out that i don't specify which type of cheese i want
>ask what my options are
>flips out again as he recites them
>flips out yet even further as i ask for a little bit of all three
>forces me to choose just one
>slams my plate down on the table as he serves our food
On the last day of my internship, the day before I returned home, I went back to that restaurant and hurled a brick through the window. The brick was wrapped in a note explaining why I did it.

>oslo 2009
>part of the state dept. advance team prepping for obama's nobel visit
>go to the theater cafe for the world-famous reindeer steak
>maître d' is super-nice until he realizes i'm not Norwegian (I look like one)
>"sorry we much full much reservation"
>place is completely empty
>"can i sit at the bar?"
>"sorry reservation"
>go to another restaurant for their world-famous venison stew
>the same thing happens
>get posted to the embassy the following year
>deny every fucking visa i can, award contracts to swedish and danish firms instead of norwegian ones every chance i get, drag my feet on any and all work requiring interaction with norwegians, never tip norwegians under any circumstances
I have by my count cost the Norwegian economy tens of millions of dollars in contract awards and prevented dozens of Norwegian citizens from studying or working in the United States. I've even had a couple placed on watch and no-fly lists. My pièce de résistance was shaking the hand of Crown Prince Haakon after defecating, getting shit on my hands, and not washing with soap. I wiped, or rather smeared away, any visible defecant, and I think he noticed the smell. Ultimately, there were so many complaints about my behavior that I was transferred to the embassy in Copenhagen, which was the larger part of my plan anyway. Once I retire from State, I plan on writing letters to those restaurants detailing the consequences of their snobbery.

>>8887384
>make it a liquid doughnut

>>8817513
kek
>8hours drinking solo. Bout to pass out. send me good vibes for crazy lucid dreams.

>>8771826
Good man.

So who's up for a free cookbook?

>>8601761

>>8591321
You went through all that effort to put something half decent together, and then served it with frozen veg and rice

>>8479539
>he trusts the faily mail

>>8289616
Jfc, okay, I'm done