/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19539062
>pension

>>19346303
tax brackets are marginal, shitskin retard

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>>17964161
>filename

>>17555237

I was looking some of this shit up and accidentally stumbled on the "Pidgin" corner of the web again. Holy fuck I am laughing.
>'I no be dollars you fit put for pocket'
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-49543592

>>12466842
imagine being this retarded

>>12464009
I'd beg to differ

>>12340396
>americans think every mention of the word burger is about them

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>>11982337
Laughed way harder than I should have

>>11834160
>claps see the word "mutt" and assume it's about them

>that thumbnail
looks like he pissed his trousers.

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>>11809835
>all these fucking monthlets
Holy shit no wonder /ck/ is full of vegans.

You know how in the US every other """licensed nutritionist""" is some bleach blonde chick who is at least 30lbs overweight? Fatboy Oliveoil is the UK's version of that. What a joke.

>his post got deleted

/ck/s traffic has slowed down so much after the switch. The end is coming. Hope you faggots are happy. This is what you wanted

Remember this sick motherfucker? God damn this was hilarious.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4322864/Man-flees-dates-bill-comes-claims-latest-victim.html

>>11485542
Look at this fag trying to be Been Shapiro

>>11474576
Look at this faggot acting like he uncovered some great conspiracy.

>>11429716
You get caught doing this in a small enough town, you're going to get btfo so hard. I don't care what people think about me and I'd still be embarrassed about this shit.
http://theshaderoom.com/authorities-are-looking-for-a-tennessee-man-who-has-been-stealing-food-from-the-continental-breakfast-bars-at-local-hotels/
https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/alleged-hotel-breakfast-thief-gets-arrested/7or6egJ5NNvYPqu5MqmMkJ/

>>11426116
I'm going to be generous and assume you're probably 14 or so.
I know you're angry right now, anon, part of that is the hormones, the other part is that your bread upstairs (read:brain) is still baking. As you get older, you'll realize and accept that you cannot control other people, places, and things but only how you react to them.
Best of luck on your journey to not being such a fucking baby.

>>11301266
So essentially all of /pol/

Peanuts with Serena Williams, so I can feel genetically superior as she turns into Violet Beauregard and chokes on her own vomit.