/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20579709
I masturbated to gilf porn once.

>>20414322
Please answer >>20414328

I just thought of a new term for degenerate/unhealthy drinks instead of goyslop. Goyslop should be used for solids. Liquids should be called goyslurp.
Alcohol and soda are goyslurp.

>>20010998
this is literally the best thread on the catalog right now

>>19868534
Do you ever think about the words you're saying and consider not saying them?

>>19542192
>Israeli pasta

>pizza is round
>comes in a square box

>>19413876
why hate frogs tho?

>>19370847
>ya'll
>period.
>pimp gotta keep his hoes
>nawmsayin
>bitch ass tricks
>bet i could fuck you in the ass

The joke is that everyone in the thread posted the most utterly disgusting abomination tier candies that exist.
except the sour cherries guy

>French "cuisine"
>take any ingredient
>add a fuckton of butter to it when cooking
>charge $200 for it
>get 3 Michelin stars
is this really the epitome of the culinary world?

>>19073907
>gran used to grow these
>grew up eating as many delicious fresh fejoas as I wanted
>her and pop got older
>had to move to a smaller house with no room for a garden
>store-bought fejoas are really average
Feels bad man, I used to eat 5-6 in a sitting.

Instead of arguing like seething chimps, can someone actually post lesser known gems please? Or are pajeets the only ones who have amazing food that's not ultra mainstream?

>>18988328
honest question, isn't this false advertising? It's like calling something a "steak burrito" and literally not putting steak in there.
Who do I have to sue to make this shit fucking illegal?

I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds

>red delicious
>it's not delicious, it tastes like fucking garbage
this is the worst breed of apple ever invented on the planet. who the fuck keeps buying this utter trash tier apple? this isn't even fit for feeding to pigs

>>17938572
>buffalo wings
>not buffalo

>>17678181
>>17678175
>>17678173

is /ck/ healthy or are you all just fat retard?