/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My dad lived with his grandmother and her daughter-in-law for a while after his divorce with my mum to save some money and look after his granny because that woman (the daughter-in-law) was (and probably still is, we've kinda severed contacts with those people) an unmitigated disaster. Sad part is my grams enabled her as fuck due to misplaced love for her eldest son.

She's Ukrainian and she'd fuck up even the most basic of national dishes due to laziness and general stupidity.
>boil store bought pelmeni(russian meat dumplings) plain and eat them with no sauce
>complain my Dad's ones always come out better
>cooks and eats the most disgusting iteration of borscht, an already shitty dish, known to man due to the reasons outlined above

Not even kidding, man. And it wasn't for lack of money either, she was just that goddamn of a lazy waste of skin.

>Dad cooks a huge batch of my favorite pasta salad because I only get to eat it there and I only visit for a total of 2 months a year
>Fast forward to the next day, comes home from work
>Furious with me
>Me being a bit of a chubster at that time, 1/4th of the HUGE batch missing
>lol nope, haven't even touched it yet
>Grangran reveals the mistery of the missing salad
>Ukie bitch literally shovelled that shit into her borscht receptacle, using the biggest spoon she could find
>She even left the crime scene with streaks of mayo around her mouth

That bitch would hover like a vulture every time my Dad cooked for me, fucking hell. She would also do all kinds of stupid/fucked up stuff unrelated to cooking all the time. Watched her trying to cut a steel rope with regular scissors in TIM 2 for about half an hour before I took pity on her.