/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10570870
>7 years old
>decide i'm going to make dinner for the first time
>mother is in the lounge and father is out at work
>sneakily enter kitchen, do some retarded ass looney tunes sneak motion
>pic related
>grab a pot and throw raw eggs and spices in it, some uncooked chicken as well
>slam my fist in it repeatedly so it mixes
>hear dad arrive home from work
>hear mom get up from couch
>ohfuck.jpg
>start punching it faster and faster to get it ready so i can sprint back into my room with it and chow down
>in fucking synch, dad enters the kitchen at the same time mom does
>idea
>remember seeing batman on tv throw objects at the bad guys as a distraction so he can escape
>fuck yeah i'll do that
>grab a handful of the monstrosity in the pot, pelt it at my dads face
>turn around and catapult some cutlery at my mom
>start moving my little legs as fast as they can go
>hear stomping behind me, dad's yelling
>shit myself on the spot
>shit runs down from leg onto the floor
>got grounded for a month
my sister punched me in the face when she found out what happened