/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16881978
It looks very appetizing. Suitable for watching this video.
https://youtu.be/5ukkGWlVaxU

>the Brit seething about cheese

>>15719878
Most men with long hair have no self awareness and think it genuinely looks good lmao

ITT: cheeky food pranks. I’ll start
>tell family I’m going to make sausage subs for dinner
>walk out of kitchen completely naked with my erect penis in a sausage roll covered in onions and peppers

I use a micro parmesan cheese grater to grate my cutting board to infuse the plastic microshavings into my toothpaste.

>>14585115
oh rly? i just stopped making them even though i had more batter left, thought it was over, put it back in the freezer

>Japanese food
Basically what happens when your entire civilization has nothing but rice and fish to eat. You ever see the movie Seven Samurai where all the peasants are fighting over a bowl of plain rice? That’s Japanese cooking
>French cooking
take decomposing fruit and turn it into juice, then take rotting milk and pair the two together. Disgusting country
>Chinese cooking
Like the French only everything is eaten rotten. Why stop at cheese and wine when you can also eat rotting eggs and decomposed rat brains and the like. All the thousand years of decadence of Chinese civilization is clearly spelled out in their cooking.
>American cooking
It’s 1,000 ways to prepare processed corn products and industrial chemicals. I don’t know how people in that country don’t die from lack of nutrition... actually I do know, American companies have to add vitamins supplements to their food just to keep their population from developing scurvy. That’s how fucked American cooking is, you can literally die if you don’t eat your multivitamins alongside it.
>Korean cooking
Bunch of fat fuckers should stop cooking and start walking more. Koreans literally great you by asking if you’re hungry. Fat American wanna-be country.
>Canadian cuisine
Healthy smoked and candied salmon, lots of berries and fresh veggies to keep you alive through the winter. Delicious fry bread for cheap at any farmers market. Best Cheese in the world. Our national dish (poutine) is delicious and simple, while being humbly self aware about its place as Franco-proletariat comfort food during the winter instead of pretentiously trying to be as complex as possible.

>>11622187
>put pot of water on stove at low heat
>put bag of meat in water
>sous vide without spending 100+ dollars on something pointless and ridiculous

>tfw Black Coffee and Four Loko

>>11399621
>DUDE I MADE HOMEMADE HAMBURGER HELPER LMAO
cringe

>>11268555
>I try this but than I don't get drunk enough and my belly hurts.
t. literal faggot

>>11263469
you're literally seething over pretzels, autismo.

>>11251915
>Latino here
opiniono discardedo

>>11237956
>I actually suck massive amounts of cocks
Good for you, anon, but that's not quite what we're looking for here.

>>11159462
>being this autistic

>>11169996
>processed garbage is a treat

>>11136317
You'd fuck anything with a pulse, so you're not really saying much.

>>11133611
>use mayo
drink bleach

>>11124567
>What else is there?
soy

>>11110432
>unironically eating that shit
y*kes

>>11096554
Looks like your post didn't age well, faggiccini.

>>11095006
>Anyone tried these since they redesigned their box to be cruelty free?
No, I'm not a child, and I'm not autistic.

>>11093229
Your nigger lips sound very terrifying to me desu