/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Age
25
>Sex
F
>Current country of residence
USA
>Ethnicity
White as can be
>Occupation
Cashier/student
>Names of other boards you frequent
/r9k/, /an/, /wsg/, /hc/
>Favorite food/type of food
Shit, do I have to say it? Bacon is my favorite food. Followed by duck, then asparagus.
>Frequency of your cooking
Every day, at least twice a day.
>Perceived skill level of your cooking
I'm pretty confident in my cooking. My food satisfies most people.
>Favorite restaurant/fast food
My favorite is any place that will make me decent Thai food. Or outrageous pizzas.
>Favorite thing/things about /ck/
Recipe threads with non cluttered pictures, preferably those that aren't ironic. Also, food porn.
>Least favorite thing/things about /ck/
The degradation of every thread into something you'd find on /pol/ (though I guess that's all of 4chan).
>Favorite cook or TV cooking host
Julia Child, she's one of the few TV hosts that doesn't drive me crazy.
>Favorite cooking music
I usually sing while I cook.
>Favorite dish to cook
Spicy peanut lamb skewers

I have been a hiki for 13 years but my mother is leaving town for 2 weeks and I have to act like a human being. This means COOKING food... with an oven and fire and shit.

I don't eat organ meat, butternut squash or much sea food. What are some good/easy/relatively healthy meals to prepare that will help me avoid starvation?

I my culinary repertoire is the following:
eggs, cereal, fresh berries, bread, boneless chicken breast (pan fry), rice, potatoes, cottage cheese, fruit, oatmeal, penis butter/jam, canned ham/tuna, almonds/walnuts, fajita/wraps, baked salmon, shake and bake chicken, steamed vegetables, hamburgers, cheese, hemp hearts, flax, chocolate pudding, macaroni, hotdogs, chili/refried beans, ice cream.


Will red wizard need food badly? am I going to die? should I add anything?