/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be in high school
>mom decides to make roast in crock pot
>adds barbecue sauce, water, and chivetta's (another vinegar-based marinade from NY) and throws a beef roast in the crock pot for dinner
>we leave for four-five hours hoping to come home to a delicious slow-cooked roast
>we open the door to our house
>it smells like someone tried to cover the scent of a dead body with ammonia and vinegar
>it's the roast
>mom insists I try some
>my gag reflexes go off the charts before I even put the meat into my mouth
>I'm not one to vomit or have a weak stomach but damn
>put a chunk in my mouth
>vinegar meat with an undertone of barbecue
>I can't swallow it
>my body shall not let this pass
>have to spit it out

Another incident
>be five or six
>recovering from a very bad sore throat
>mom buys these grape lollipops that were meant for sore throats for kids
>taste like shit but whatever, it's "candy"
>I go to take one out of the fridge
>I unwrap it and then set it out on the counter to go do something
>come back to eat it later
>grab the pop and stick it directly in my mouth
>taste is off
>I bite into it, I feel movement
>ants had swarmed the lollipop and I hadn't noticed
>I'm eating fucking grape-flavored medicine ants
>mfw