/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>ball of mozzarella
I am admittedly hungry but nevertheless intrigued by your balls (of mozzarella). I am an American (nazi salute!) and we have a store called Costco that sells picrel, little globs of mozzarella in 70kcal portions with a delicious layer of microplastics. Where do you get your 200kcal mozzarella balls? Are you European, and European mofos just built different? Or are you siphoning the delicious mootz directly from an elderly cowls supple teats, watching the livestock scale to ensure +/-5% compliance per EU standards? Teach us your secrets, you beautiful slim fashionable worldly nonce.