/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12978409
>take grindr date to Chinatown
>says he wants me to show him around
>take him to a Chinese dimsum restaurant
>warn him to keep his mouth shut and let me order for the both of us
>he agrees and we enter
>big mistake
>I approach an empty table while he just stands there, waiting for someone to seat him
>everyone is looking at him weird, just some white dude standing at the front looking around
>motion quickly for him to come before one of the waiters calls the local Triad members to seat him on the curb outside
>we take our seats
>the waiter only talks to me in mandarin, all smiles
>I get 3-way duck, some dimsum dishes and a tub of rice
>waiter goes "marvelous choices sir!" in mandarin
>suddenly date goes "Did you get the hotpot anon? I love hotpot!"
>tried to stop him but not before the waiter heard
>he shoots him a disgusted look
>I quickly apologize and say that we'll just have what I've already ordered
>he smiles at me and leaves
>a few minutes later the 3-way duck comes
>see date devouring ONLY the duck skins
>tell him that he needs to make wraps with spring onions and sauce
>he makes a sloppy dripping one and tries to feed me it
>got duck sauce all over my beet red face from the embarrassment
>waiters and customers all stop dead in their tracks to stare at us
>"Hee hee you're so cute!"
>tell him to make his own wraps
>he pouts
>a fucking grown 20 year old man
>pouting
>mfw
>later the dimsum dishes arrive
>date points at the beef tendons with his chopsticks all the way across the table
>"Oh god what's that? It looks so gross haha"
>physically facepalm
>half way through the dimsum I feel something poking my face
>he's got a shrimp spring roll in his mouth right next to me, making "mmm" sounds and moaning
>trying for some Lady and the Tramp shit
>the entire restaurant is whispering and pointing at us
>I ignore him and quickly finish our meal
>pretended to go to the washroom and paid for the both of us
>"Omg I had a great time anon"

>take grindr date to Chinatown
>says he wants me to show him around
>take him to a Chinese dimsum restaurant
>warn him to keep his mouth shut and let me order for the both of us
>he agrees and we enter
>big mistake
>I approach an empty table while he just stands there, waiting for someone to seat him
>everyone is looking at him weird, just some white dude standing at the front looking around
>motion quickly for him to come before one of the waiters calls the local Triad members to seat him on the curb outside
>we take our seats
>the waiter only talks to me in mandarin, all smiles
>I get 3-way duck, some dimsum dishes and a tub of rice
>waiter goes "marvelous choices sir!" in mandarin
>suddenly date goes "Did you get the hotpot anon? I love hotpot!"
>tried to stop him but not before the waiter heard
>he shoots him a disgusted look
>I quickly apologize and say that we'll just have what I've already ordered
>he smiles at me and leaves
>a few minutes later the 3-way duck comes
>see date devouring ONLY the duck skins
>tell him that he needs to make wraps with spring onions and sauce
>he makes a sloppy dripping one and tries to feed me it
>got duck sauce all over my beet red face from the embarrassment
>waiters and customers all stop dead in their tracks to stare at us
>"Hee hee you're so cute!"
>tell him to make his own wraps
>he pouts
>a fucking grown 20 year old man
>pouting
>mfw
>later the dimsum dishes arrive
>date points at the beef tendons with his chopsticks all the way across the table
>"Oh god what's that? It looks so gross haha"
>physically facepalm
>half way through the dimsum I feel something poking my face
>he's got a shrimp spring roll in his mouth right next to me, making "mmm" sounds and moaning
>trying for some Lady and the Tramp shit
>the entire restaurant is whispering and pointing at us
>I ignore him and quickly finish our meal
>pretended to go to the washroom and paid for the both of us
>"Omg I had a great time anon"

>>11619834
I don't do roleplay bitch fuck off

>>11400047
>>11402083
NOT a girl. Fuck off

>>11380175
Cash up front, old geezer

>>11314811
>before you pour the water
Did you just insinuate that people should pour water on oil fires? Are you actually this fucking stupid?

Never.

>take grindr date to Chinatown
>says he wants me to show him around
>take him to a Chinese dimsum restaurant
>warn him to keep his mouth shut and let me order for the both of us
>he agrees and we enter
>big mistake
>I approach an empty table while he just stands there, waiting for someone to seat him
>everyone is looking at him weird, just some white dude standing at the front looking around
>motion quickly for him to come before one of the waiters calls the local Triad members to seat him on the curb outside
>we take our seats
>the waiter only talks to me in mandarin, all smiles
>I get 3-way duck, some dimsum dishes and a tub of rice
>waiter goes "marvelous choices sir!" in mandarin
>suddenly date goes "Did you get the hotpot anon? I love hotpot!"
>tried to stop him but not before the waiter heard
>he shoots him a disgusted look
>I quickly apologize and say that we'll just have what I've already ordered
>he smiles at me and leaves
>a few minutes later the 3-way duck comes
>see date devouring ONLY the duck skins
>tell him that he needs to make wraps with spring onions and sauce
>he makes a sloppy dripping one and tries to feed me it
>got duck sauce all over my beet red face from the embarrassment
>waiters and customers all stop dead in their tracks to stare at us
>"Hee hee you're so cute!"
>tell him to make his own wraps
>he pouts
>a fucking grown 20 year old man
>pouting
>mfw
>later the dimsum dishes arrive
>date points at the beef tendons with his chopsticks all the way across the table
>"Oh god what's that? It looks so gross haha"
>physically facepalm
>half way through the dimsum I feel something poking my face
>he's got a shrimp spring roll in his mouth right next to me, making "mmm" sounds and moaning
>trying for some Lady and the Tramp shit
>the entire restaurant is whispering and pointing at us
>I ignore him and quickly finish our meal
>pretended to go to the washroom and paid for the both of us
>"Omg I had a great time anon"
Not a bad lay though.