/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14104602

Whenever a subject comes up with maturity goalposts for young men, you get a bunch of responses like this which have nothing to do with the original question and everything to do with someone eager to show they've gained some knowledge of the subject.

No one cares what phase of discovery you're in, this post isn't about you.

Unlike other responders to my posts, you didn't add anything to the conversation.

I am a perennial g&t drinker and we know what you said and contradicted yourself with:
>gin because it has the weakest correlation between price and quality of any beverage

Seagram's is fine, Tanqueray is popular for a reason. It is fantastic straight or mixed.
To repeat for those whose balls are still descending from their lower abdomens: OP is having guests over, so Tanqueray is absolutely required. You pretty much have to have No. 7, Tanqueray, Capt Mo, Bacardi, and Cuervo among your collection.

Adults who have decades of party experience know this.

Oh, it's fine to have meme-drinks in your collection, that is not what this thread is about.

Now back to your entry-level office job, Trevor, where you can prove to other 24 year olds how mature you are by your discriminating taste in beverages.

Thank god this is not a beer thread, when I would have to explain why Busch Light is one of the finest beers made on the planet and why eventually you too will begin to settle on a mass-produced pilsner or lager as your staple, instead of your latest bullshit stout.

Thanks for being here, I felt like age-mogging on a smooth-faced faggot this morning and here you showed up. No, that beard doesn't hide the fact you're practically a girl.

>>13371965
It's expensive to eat healthy.
>>13371308
>find the perfect meme
>download it
>formulate your post
>attach meme
>write your post
>solve captcha
>double-check grammar, syntax and punctuation
>hit post
>refresh catalog
>pin post
>enter post
>F5
or
>add up 23 numbers in your cellphone

I think you have bigger problems than a dearth of shopping-cart data-mining 1984 boxes, you fucking chink shill.