/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6272687
>Eh, fuck it. I know I'm chubs.
That's a funny way of saying obese
> What's the point in wasting time chiseling my physique to a Greek god.
Yeah fuck it, what's the point in living 2 decades longer, feeling good about myself, and being able to take my shirt off at the beach?
> I don't play professional sports, hunt my own food with a spear, and am not about to storm into battle with swords drawn.
Well I could've told you that moby dick.
>And I can still get laid.
Can you record your mating call on Vocaroo? I was thinking about going whale hunting later on, and need something to attract them.
>Musclefags have an inferiority complex and waste time
Yes, dedicating several hours of your week to physical fitness, making yourself healthier, and putting forth effort is a waste of time.
> I'd rather drink beer and play vidya.
I didn't know the great beer sea existed, or that whales have opposable thumbs.
>Try it, is fun.
Oh, you mean like when you take your shirt off, your GF bites her lip, and gels her pants from the site of your abs?

>>6225788