/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've pretty much trained myself to have the capabilities of a chef for my whole life and people always tell me to start a restaurant. Then when you look into it you learn that being a professional chef sucks ass. You basically are gambling with money and even then you'll basically be paid on par with a janitor anyway.

>is a geezer in his 80s and still mogs your favorite chef with relative ease
>his resume says "cooking for the French president"

>>19181717
>slurps in your path

>>18326321

>>17998577

Can his skills even be touched?

>>17901550
>Literally impossible to slice things as consistently and as fast with a knife.
for normal humans, yes

>>15846891
I've seen some videos that suggests that japanese women may actually subsist on human sperm. Similar to a tea ceremony the women receive this nourishment during what's known as "bukkake". It's interesting and sheds light on the Japanese predisposition to pedophilia.

>>15782729
Why can't zoomers actually create fresh content? It's always just regurgitated forced memes. Shameful.

>>15581630
He's right though. 'za cooked to the point just before it's burnt is objectively the best 'za. Especially when combined with cupping 'roni for those delicious bowls of grease.

OP for once wasn't a faggot. You on the other hand spend all day sucking a sippy cup filled with HIV positive semen.

>yet another thread full of tourists that don't realize /ck/ mods take the board rules seriously

Well, see ya in three days idiots.

>>15459195
>*Slurps spit*

OM-LET

>Team leader standing by

If this isn't your answer you're too young to post on 4chan

opinion on Jacques Pepin?

>>10786824

>Competing with comfy as fuck icons like Jacques Pepin and Julia Child

I wish he was my grandpa

>>8868093
He's the reason I'm not afraid of the kitchen, but he can definitely be a bit much at times

I prefer this frog, more comfy

I trust this man implicitly

He has never steered me wrong, but his daughter needs to stay out of the picture

>>8265740
I'll just say it now, Jacques Pepin is THE MAN. No matter what he's making I always stop and watch for a minute, he is an artist who uses food as a canvas.

Can we get a thread going dedicated to this glorious man right now?

Motherfucking Jacques Pepin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU