/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17943026
You posted the wrong picture but don't worry, I got you

i just ate about a cup and half of this from the jar
how fucked am i

>>17803682
no
>actually ruins your burger

>>16978112
you don't know what you're missing

> Traces it's lineage from France, doesn't even brag about it
> Secretly sophisticated but prefers to be seen as a common man's food.
> provided ample lubrication and tangy flavor to countless sandwiches enjoyed by the working class from rough necks to construction workers and even office drones and school children
> when everything else fell to shit at least you had a nice sandwich that wasn't bone dry or bland
> is often a primary ingredient in endless gourmet recipes despite the stigma
> even when you deride it as low class it still patiently waits for you and is more than happy to instantly improve your BLT or burger

Give me 25 good reasons why I shouldnt eat an entire jar of mayo right now.

>>15390215
he protecc
he attack
but most importantly
a spoonful make a good snacc

>>15390791
It's free real estate