/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is there a more arrogant tendie than a dino tendie?

who the fuck do they think they are that theyre worthy of being shaped like the jurassic supergods?

so fucking smug and arrogant. and to think theyre getting kids hooked on these cocky fuckers

>>6889700
What do you even eat that's a proper meal? Nearly everything I can think of includes onions in the recipe. Unless you're living on turkey dinosaurs and smiles I don't see how you can hate onions.

How am I supposed to cook for a date?

>Had a date to see Jurassic World
>She was coming before and I was going to cook for her
>Decided not to
>Decided to play a joke on her
>Bought some Turkey dinosaurs
>Put them on a plate with some cooking oil (Because fossils become oil)
>Give them to her going to tell her that we are going out to eat
>She looks at the food
>''Iss...is this a joke?''
>Instead of saying yes say no
>Jokingly force her to eat a spoonful of oil
>then say ''It was a joke, we are going out to eat''
>she says she feels sick and leaves

What do you guys cook? How do I be smooth?

Best kid food coming through.