/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12014470
pathetic

>400 calories for 4$
wtf?

>wake up hungover as fuck
>feel like death, try to get gf to blow me or something cause I think it will make me feel better
>she has to go to work, says she'll take care of me when she gets home from work
>take her to her work, grab kolaches on the way
>drive past burger king on way home
>see sign for 2 whoppers for 6 bucks
>havent had one in ages so grab two
>get home, eat them and try not to puke
>watch some little league, jerk off and pass out
>wake up and go for a walk
>come home and jerk off again
>go do laundry
>filthy negroid keeps asking where I played football and trying to sell me mid-90's CD-ROM games and phone chargers
>shower
>make some dope meatballs for gf when she gets home
>now im watching 30 minutes or less on tv and its shit

>>8758884
>TFW I've been doing this since both boards existed.

>>8393546
Crab Juice > MT Dew

OP confirmed for autistic son of a bitch

>>6413302
You mean Hoagie?

>tfw I used to work at a deli
>tfw some guy with a midwest accent asks me for a Hero Sub
It turned out to be a Turkey and Ham with american cheese and mayo. Literally no one knew what that was but him.