/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17349794
Piper finally does anal now but she looks like shit

>working at a fancy french restaurant
>learning so much and having such a great time being challenged, learning and applying new techniques etc
>hardest line is entremetier, have to prep and cook like 60 different vegetables and sauces before service every day
>one guy works that line six days a week, and a chef on his one off day
>chef tells me i'm being trained on entremetier
>he's kind of spastic but i can deal with it, i'm a good cook
>wrong
>this fucking guy is intolerable
>we're both ESLs but he insists on communicating in only the worst possible english when he knows i understand his language
>he's trying to shart out a sentence like 'get more butter' and i'm just standing there like the fuck did you say little nigger i have no idea
>chef tells me i'm doing great, plates look good, sauces nice and glossy etc
>he's telling me no no no no like this like this
>slightly different method, same fucking result
>gets mad when i set my line to acommodate the fact that i am like a foot taller than him and have at least eighteen inches reach on him
>says he wants to talk to me after work
>sure dude, whatever
>we walk a bit, he doesnt say anything
>i ask him what he wants to say
>wait wait
>we end up at his car, he tells me to get in
>get in his stupid fucking car, he's acting weird so i keep my leg out of the door
>he keeps telling me to close the door so he can talk to me
>fuck you bro
>anon... i like you
>tries to kiss me
>i'm fucking so blown i just start laughing
>stick my finger up has nose and say 'see you tomorrow bro' and gtfo
>at work the next day, act like nothing happens, we work great together, chef is proud of us
>from there on, he does not acknowledge or speak to me at all
>no hello, like i am invisible
>some old entremetier who used to work there takes his job back
>i stay stuck training interns on fish and saucier
i just wanted to cook vegetables what the fuck

Fuck. I just heard too.

Big F to a real one.

>>16445815
Corn is a fucking dollar an ear where I live. I assume it's because we don't subsidise it the way the Americans do

>>11766731
>ywn play Half-Life Deathmatch with Ross in his mushroom-infested Polish flat

>>11588382
>Apart from being a 100% pure beef hot dog, each signature hot dog does not contain: by-products, corn syrup, phosphates, fillers, or artificial colors or flavors. One could say that they can get away with using less additives because they sell so many each year, but really it just proves the quality of Kirkland Signature. 100% BEEF

>>11494590

Please delete this.

Don't care about capeshit but Stan seemed like a good guy.
F

Rick Moranis quit acting to focus on his kids after his wife died of cancer

>>11328171
Words hurt, anon.

He produced good content and I will miss him for that even if I didn't otherwise agree with him much.

/pol/ can fuck off.
I like Trump and I'm well aware that Anthony didn't, but he was a great chef with an actual passion for food and he made some great goddamn television.
You'd have to be a petty narrowminded asshole to celebrate this man's death, and it seems there are lot of those out there.
What a damned shame to lose him this way, but I guess it just shows that he was a human like the rest of us.

The local donut store a few blocks away from my Dunkin legitimately has better donuts, and they make them fresh too. Plus, their crullers are pretty tasty as fuck.

>>10137548
>tfw all the krispy kremes shut down in my state

>>9955534
GOD DAMN IT...I'll never forgive those McFucks for getting rid of those AND the McWraps

>asking this on channel 4
>remember what time it is
Right...

Times change, so does its userbase, desu.

>trillions of seconds of evolution for this

>>9755944
>Katie loves classic books

>>9746820
Ohhhh. Yeah, I misread that and thought he was just saying he had some raw onions, not that he wanted to eat them raw.

>>9423950
Oh shit, it's real.
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