/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13573384
fucking chad thundercock here what a big tough guy

>>9593314
You know it.

i got a publix chicken finger sub with buffalo sauce and ranch and some water. im getting ready to walk over to the vending machine at my apartmet complex to get a can of mr pibb for 65 cents to help me study for my stats final and then later im going over to my girlfriends because she is cooking some sort of spinach and mushroom soup

>in college
>drink an entire handle of rum at party
>for some reason, i decide its time to go home
>get in my truck, drive across town somehow without blacking out or dying
>get home
>decide to open up /ck/
>see some thread talking about stories of pizza delivery workers
>makes me start craving pizza
>order a large pizza, 16 wings, bread sticks, and a 2l of dr pepper
>order comes 20 min later
>the delivery man is like a 60 year old crazy man, i was his last delivery
>we end up sitting on my porch eating pizza and shit, im still drunk out of my fucking mind, he is literally talking about aliens and stuff interfering with his GPS
>we finish, he leaves after like 45 minutes
>still dont tip him

thats about the only story i have

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