/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dear /ck/. How do I change my diet and shopping to maximize surfering in the third world?
I feel like Nestle is entry level griefing, but might still be a decent choice.

>>13948276
>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'wagyu""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''

>>13911157
i'm not a retard who uses thing wrong and then blames the thing

Jack of all trades.

>>10575087
>master of none

Jack Scalfani thread

>>8898135
jack ATTACK
best barbiQ youll ever taste

>>8798282
Im sorry Rick, but this just seems to be plain ol' joosy chicken.

No ja/ck/ thread?

Whats your favourite recipe/review?

Also haters stay out. This is a happily married man who also happens to be a great chef and dad. More success than you will ever have.

>Be a 17 year old shelf stocker at your local Wal Mart
>First job ever
>Things are going quite badly for you
>You are struggling
>You can't keep up with the work and are unable to prove yourself
>One day you come into work and discover that a virus has gone around and most of the staff are off sick
>The salsa and dips aisle is completely empty
>You are told you must restock the entire aisle by yourself
>You buckle up and realise this is the chance to prove yourself
>You stock every single brand of salsa in the warehouse
>It takes you all morning
>But eventually you are finished
>You have a beautifully stocked set of shelves
>Each brand of salsa has been completely replenished
>You take a step back proudly
>You have finally made it
>when suddenly
>You hear a breathing coming from behind you
>You turn
>You see that one of your colleagues left an egg out in the middle of the store
>Hang on
>that isn't an egg
>Its Jack Scalfani
>Jack approaches you
>'Excuse me, I need to get to the salsa'
>You watch as Jack begins to dissemble your creation like he is peeling the cheese away from a frozen pizza in another classic 'playing with your food' episode
>He takes an entire row of salsa and shoves it into his trolley
>'That'll be enough for the butter and refried beans salad tonight'
>turns
>clears another shelf
>'Jack Jr's lunch just needs some bread and meat now'
>walks over to the low fat
>takes all of it
>'This'll go healthy with some tinned pumpkin pie filling'
>You continue to stare open mouthed and powerless
>Jack turns and sees you
>Opens a jar of salsa from the shelf
>sticks his hand in and pulls out a handful of salsa
>Takes a bite out of it in slow motion and smiles
>'Beautiful'
>you look around at your destroyed work
>the only salsa remaining is the brand that Jacks wife used to throw at him when she beat him, he didn't take it due to memories
>as Jack walks around the corner he looks at the destroyed aisle and laughs 'I hope one day Palestine will look like this'

is ja/ck/ a sociopath?

The face of culinary excellence

Soo, what's wrong with him again cause I've been watching his show from time to time and save for his "lazy" recipes his stuff doesn't seem too bad

>>6773025
You think Ja/ck/ would really do that? Just go on TV and lie like that?

>>6527129
>>6527130

Jack has already happened. The assblasted janitor faggots on this board keep deleting the threads claiming that they're advertising when they're not, at least not anymore than threads like this or any about any corporate/brand food.

But you can't keep the Jack attack at bay forever