/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18907448
I just want my fucking kidneys again so I can make mushroom and kidney pie again! I'm not even British!

>>17390493
>put two large plastic magazine files on the shell
>...
>poof more shell space

I wanna whack the retards behind this whole video

>>17369084
>how do I tenderize pork steak
Enzymes.
>I don't have any.
Hammer.
>I refuse to use one.
You're retarded. Brine it and hope god magically makes it more tender.

My landlords put my fire alarm like 10 feet from my stove. My apartment has almost no circulation so if i cook literally anything that makes a medium amount of smoke it goes off. Tonight it sent off them main one and evacuated my building at 1am. How do i combat this?

>>11799704
>industrial stainless steel counter
>butter knife sitting on bucket lid, with handle
>non-cheese substance inside bucket
I don't even want to know what this is being used for!

>>11272972
>>11273565
I hate to be the devil's advocate but didn't Mengele boil twins alive to see which one would die sooner?

Lobsters really aren't capable of intellectualizing pain though. Sympathizing with a social or intelligent creature is one thing, but lobsters have a spread out nervous system completely different from ours. Don't project your emotions or intellect onto it. It's like feeling sorry for the millipede I hit with bug spray 15 seconds ago goddamnit I hate harvest-season or whatever the fuck causes them to migrate like this.

>>10632086
They're spamming in protest you half-dead abortion. A mod pissed them all off and fucked up the whole board (worse than it was).

>>10591617
>204x247
It's the same size expanded as unopened for us non-phone tards. It looks like he's got some sort of medical tube or something in a small ass image of a McFLURRY.

I don't care if you're drunk or not, you can't type a gradeschool math formula into google? Fuck, you don't even have to do the math.

>>10311285
>>10311277
>image is 10 years old

Good god.